Something Cellulosis
While I was sleeping, a nice crust sealed my left eye shut and prying it open resulted in redness and swelling. I showed my eye doctor and asked him if he could fix me. Then I cringed when he said he wanted me to see a specialist because that basically means that my condition is abnormal or uncommon enough that a normal doctor can’t cure it.
Whenever I’m prompted to see a specialist, three questions usually follow: Will I need surgery? Is it cancer? Am I going to die (or, in this case, am I going to go blind)? I didn’t think it was anything to worry about until he said he wanted me to see the specialist today or first thing tomorrow morning, but not any time later than that. I am keeping my fingers crossed that it’s just a run-of-the-mill pink eye and not anything worse.
In the meantime, I’ve come up with three ways to conceal my bloody eye:
a. Wear an eye patch (the easy way out)
b. Be in a perpetual state of winking
c. Be in a perpetual state of drunkeness, so both my eyes and face will be red
Nice, I think you are really allergic to SF.
#3 all the way.
i am a little grossed out by this. just a little.